I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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