is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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