none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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