She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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