school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
be right there i have to get my cape
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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