i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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