My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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