I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Everclear isn't food dammit
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Randomize
