Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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