i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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