Sry I called you an 8
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Randomize