I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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