I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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