I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
This house was built for laser tag.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
