Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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