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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i think i scared a bird with my dick
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Let's get the cat blown out
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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