So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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