She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Drake has all the answers
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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