All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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