Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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