and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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