super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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