normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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