i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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