I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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