This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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