I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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