Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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