Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
