Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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