Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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