I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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