just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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