he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He shit in the fireplace
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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