Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
