He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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