Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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