Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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