so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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