well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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