I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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