you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
