I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
