so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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