He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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