u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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