What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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