just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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