i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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