I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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