If that was your dad, he is hot
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
