FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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