just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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