Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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