worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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