well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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