She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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