this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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